WELCOME the Chinese New Year
Dates for Chinese New Year 2018 February 16 Dog 2019 February 5 Pig 2020 January 25 Rat 2021 February 12 Ox 2022 February 1 Tiger 2023 January 22 Rabbit
Why was the turkey sent to the principal's office? Because he used fowl language!
What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? "Peck" on someone your own size!
What do you call a crazy turkey? A cuckoo bird!
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-KEY!
Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble? Because they never learned good table manners!
What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing, they're already stuffed!
Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly? Because he was a gobbler!
How do you make a turkey float? Get two scoops of ice cream, add some root beer and a turkey!